Fine Mexican Family
A small Mexican boy went into the kitchen where his mom was baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says: “Mamita, look at me – I’m a white boy!”
His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says: “See, did you learn anything from that?”
To which the boy replies:
“Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans! I feel so fine! ”