Halloween One Liners
Happy Haloween! Figured we’d throw out a few one-liners to demostrate our holiday spirit!
* What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.
* What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.
* Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job.
* Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them.
* Why are Vampires Democrats? They wanted Gore in 2000.
* What kind of clothes do Zombies wear? Decay NY.
* Why aren’t there any famous skeletons? They’re a bunch of no bodies.
* What kind of music do Mummies listen to? Wrap.
* What do you call a guy turned on by a witch? Scared stiff.
Yea yea, we know (they kinda sucked). Better than nothing though, you gotta admit : )