Christmas Jokes

Posted in Christmas Jokes on October 1st, 2011

Happy Christmas to all. As we all know on 25th December Christianity commemorate the birth of Jesus. Our team has collected a huge collection of Christmas Jokes for our valuable users to keep them smiling on this great occassion, You can use these Jokes as Christmas SMS also to wish your loved once via text messages. Enjoy your stay here and have fun!

Society

Posted in Mexican Jokes on October 1st, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

Posted in Sardar Jokes on September 29th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

dismissed as false

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 29th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his *** twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time.

stringing me along

Posted in Uncategorized on September 28th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Don’t worry it’s just a gilt complex!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve broke my arm in two places
Well don’t go back there again then!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m turning into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your bed!

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

Posted in Bars and Drinking Jokes on September 27th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, “You know, tomorrow is my anniversary.

I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like

the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I

love her.”

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, “Well, on my last anniversary, I bought

my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the

pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known

that I loved her.”

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, “Yeah, well for my

anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn’t like the

t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself.”

worth

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 26th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Sardar Jee and Pray

Posted in Sardar Jokes on September 25th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.”

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,”Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le”

crosses the street

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes on September 25th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Past, present, future

Posted in Hindi Jokes on September 22nd, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do
Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega

thank heavens

Posted in Bars and Drinking Jokes on September 22nd, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road.

Eventually a cop pulls him over.

“Did you know,” says the cop, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of

your car?”

“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”