Happy Christmas to all. As we all know on 25th December Christianity commemorate the birth of Jesus. Our team has collected a huge collection of Christmas Jokes for our valuable users to keep them smiling on this great occassion, You can use these Jokes as Christmas SMS also to wish your loved once via text messages. Enjoy your stay here and have fun!
Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his *** twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time.
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Don’t worry it’s just a gilt complex!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve broke my arm in two places
Well don’t go back there again then!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m turning into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your bed!
After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, “You know, tomorrow is my anniversary.
I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like
the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I
love her.”
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, “Well, on my last anniversary, I bought
my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the
pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known
that I loved her.”
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, “Yeah, well for my
anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn’t like the
t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself.”
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.”
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,”Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le”
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do
Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road.
Eventually a cop pulls him over.
“Did you know,” says the cop, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of
your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”