Happy Christmas to all. As we all know on 25th December Christianity commemorate the birth of Jesus. Our team has collected a huge collection of Christmas Jokes for our valuable users to keep them smiling on this great occassion, You can use these Jokes as Christmas SMS also to wish your loved once via text messages. Enjoy your stay here and have fun!
There is this guy that walks into a bar, and sees a genie, who grants him a wish.
The guy asked for “million bucks”” and all of a sudden
Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
Cause nobody will look for them?
A woman walks into a bar already wasted. She goes up to the bar and says,”Beer
tender.
A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay’s potato chips, saying “Betcha can’t eat just one!” Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene
se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in
Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty
wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says,
“Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend
SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,
FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????
SARDAR:” NO DISC INSERTED”
Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.