Happy Christmas to all. As we all know on 25th December Christianity commemorate the birth of Jesus. Our team has collected a huge collection of Christmas Jokes for our valuable users to keep them smiling on this great occassion, You can use these Jokes as Christmas SMS also to wish your loved once via text messages. Enjoy your stay here and have fun!
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls
have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends,
“It’s okay, we can play that game again!”
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother’s names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
Two red-necks named Cletus and Bubba were driving down a long country road
drinkig beer, when up ahead they suddenly spotted a police car. Cletus turns to
bubba and says, “Stick this beer label on to your forehead and do exactly as I
say.” The police officer gets out of his car and approaches their car and says,
“Have you gentlemen been …
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
1/ SmS milte hi parhta hai,
2/ Parhte huay hansta hai,
3/ Neechay mat jana
.
Jis kam se roko wohi karta hai.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
“I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny
sobbed, “for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven,
and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t
really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to believe in!”
It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy “Why are you tardy,” the boy replies “I’ve been on Blueberry Hill” the teacher said “Take your seat.”
She asks the next boy why he was late. “I was on Blueberry Hill also” he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.
As the boys we’re sitting down a girl arrives in.
“Let me guess”, said the teacher. “You where on Bluberry Hill aslo”
“NO…. I am Blueberry Hill” replied the girl.
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
A Prison Break.