Happy Christmas to all. As we all know on 25th December Christianity commemorate the birth of Jesus. Our team has collected a huge collection of Christmas Jokes for our valuable users to keep them smiling on this great occassion, You can use these Jokes as Christmas SMS also to wish your loved once via text messages. Enjoy your stay here and have fun!
A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
A sardar died in Amritsar,His wife was
crying:
Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe diva na
batti,
Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe munji na
pirhi,
Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe aata na roti,
Kid asked his mother: Amma, kidre
Abba pakistan te nai tur gaya?
1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee.
sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge!!
What do you call a pool with a Mexican in it?
Bean Dip.
A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.
His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: “Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family…”
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see a man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!
“Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!” he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.
“But wouldn’t you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?” she inquires.
“No,” the husband says, “Jesus sent this to me with a message… As I ran home,
I kept hearing Him yell, ‘ THAT’S NACHO CHEESE! THAT’S NACHO CHEESE!’
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top
Seeing this he said ?India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for planes in the air.
WHY DO PUNJABI’S HAVE CONNECTED EYE BROWS?
ANS: TO KEEP THE SAND OUT OF THEIR EYE’S!
The first old drunk said, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend
it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried
really hard. “By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m
gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand.”
“So,” says the second drunk, “What’s your point?”
“Well,” says the first, “I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”
While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less T.V.”
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says,
“Good Lord! He’s done it again!”