Happy Christmas to all. As we all know on 25th December Christianity commemorate the birth of Jesus. Our team has collected a huge collection of Christmas Jokes for our valuable users to keep them smiling on this great occassion, You can use these Jokes as Christmas SMS also to wish your loved once via text messages. Enjoy your stay here and have fun!
Yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t afford to go on welfare.
Yo mamma’s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.
Yo mamma’s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
Yo mamma’s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.
Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama so stank, even dogs won’t sniff her crotch.
In my husband’s work for a cable-television company, he encounters illegal hookups that drive up costs for other customers. One day he arrived at a repair job just as the homeowner was pulling into the driveway. She pointed the way to the den, where the tv was located, and then walked out to get the mail.
As my husband approached the tv, he saw a note taped to the screen. It read: “Don’t forget to hide the descramblers before the cable guy comes. Love, Tom.”
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!
Yo mama’s so ghetto, she keeps FunnyandJokes’ Yo Mama Jokes bookmarked. (Hey wait, that’s not
funny!)
Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.
Yo mamma’s so old, she farts dust.
Yo mamma’s so old, she ows Jesus $3.
Yo mamma’s so old, when God said, “Let there be light,” she flipped the switch.
A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !