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There is a famous quote that Education makes an animal a human being. Education is the biggest difference between animals and human beings. Mostly illiterate people said that education is a joke, however, It has been proven in today’s world that it is necessary for every human being either it’s male or female.
No person can achieve success and prosperity in life without education. Jokes about education are very popular among kids and students. They usually love to cracks jokes on education because their earlier life is exhausted around it. Therefore we have gather an immense collection of educational jokes including education jokes, special education jokes, funny education jokes, higher education jokes, physical education jokes, clean education jokes, educational joke, educator jokes and much more. Here you will all jokes about education. Go ahead!!
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Doctors are the heroes of every society. They play a vital role in societies and give a crucial end to make the society more strong and healthy. A detailed research has shown that no society can develop without having some medical experts like doctors. As every body knows that fun and humour can never end and no body could save himself being victim of it. So Doctor Jokes also provides a good source of humour. For this concern, we have made a distinct category of Doctor Jokes. You will found here jokes about doctor, funny doctor jokes, short doctor jokes, doctors jokes, doctor doctor jokes, best doctor jokes, dirty doctor jokes, clean doctor jokes, good doctor jokes, eye doctor jokes, doctor jokes one liners and doctor jokes for kids. We have also managed to deliver you daily Doctor Joke of the day. Must check out!!
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Computer is the biggest revolution of this century. It has affected our each aspect of life whether it is personal life or business life. It automates and rationalizes our every work. Now a single person can easily control the business giant because of the blessing of computer technology. It has also given a new way for fun and it leads to creating jokes on computer. Computer jokes have been becoming popular to a great extent among new generation and particularly kids really like computer joke. Here you will find computer related jokes like funny computer jokes, kids computer jokes, computer virus jokes, computer geek jokes, computer science jokes, computer nerd jokes and practical computer jokes. You would never ever find such short, one line, clean and best jokes on computer anywhere else on the internet. So get ready to have a jump to Computer & IT Jokes World
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Decent peoples always try to spend their leisure time in a good manner like reading jokes and stories and having fun with humour. They love to read good and clean funny jokes rather than reading adult and dirty jokes. The reason behind reading good family jokes and clean jokes for having fun is that it suits their personality. Therefore we bring you a hilarious collection of funniest clean jokes for kids and such decent peoples including good clean jokes, clean humor jokes, free clean jokes, clean kids jokes, dumb clean jokes. Here you will also find clean Christmas jokes, clean Irish jokes, clean blonde jokes, Christian clean jokes, funny clean jokes, hilarious clean jokes, short clean jokes, clean family jokes, clean jokes stories, clean one liner jokes and much much more. You would really appreciate this commendable collection. Let’s enjoy!
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Martin Lewis converts and becomes a priest.
He give his first Mass in front of a number of high ranking priests who came for the occasion. At the end of the new priest‘s sermon, a cardinal goes up to congratulate him.
“Pastor Lewis,“ he said, “That was very well done, you were just perfect. But next time, please don‘t start your sermon with, “Fellow Goyim“
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Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is oxygen on the planet.
“Give me the box of matches” says one. “Either it burns and there is oxygen, or nothing happens.”
He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match when out of the blue, a Martian appears waving all his arms…”No, no, don’t!”
The two guys look at each other, worried. Could there be an unknown explosive gas on Mars? But he takes another match….
And now, a crowd of hysterical Martians is coming, all waving their arms: “No, no, don’t do that!”
“It looks serious. What are they afraid of? But – we’re here for Science, to know if man can breathe on Mars.”
He strikes a match, which flames up, burns down, and….. nothing happens.
“Why did you want to prevent us from striking a match?”
The leader of the Martians says, “Today is Shabbos!”
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Mama goes shopping and scrutinizes everything. Here is how her shopping went..
Mama: “I don’t like the looks of this whitefish.”
Merchant: “Lady, for looks you don’t buy whitefish; you buy goldfish.”
Mama: “Oy, and this chicken, it has a broken leg.”
Merchant: “Look lady, you gonna eat it or dance with it?”
Mama: “And before you weigh the meat, take out the bones.”
Merchant: “Lady, I buy with bones; you’ll buy with bones.”
Mama: “I don’t pay with bones.”
Merchant: “All right, no bones.”
Mama: “Thank you, you are a gentleman. Now put the bones in a separate bag for soup. And never mind the meat. I don’t like your meat anyhow.”
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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says, “Mummy, what are they doing?” The mother hesitates then quickly replies, “Ummm they are making cakes.”
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, “Making cakes.”
The next day the girl says to her mother, “Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?” Shocked, the mother asks, “How do you know?”
She says, “Because I licked the icing off the sofa.”
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There were two guys taking a shower. They were playing with eachother and kissing. Then sombody knocked on the door so one of the guys was like im going to answer the door so dont finish without me right. So he went to go answer the door when he came their was cum all over the walls curtains, everywhere. The guy says to him i told you not to finish without me.
The other guy says i didnt…..I FARTED!
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A lonely man is browsing the pet ads in his local paper looking for a pet. He comes accross an advert for an intelligent,adorable golden labrador free to good home. He calls the number and arranges to go and see the dog.
He arrives at the house and a man lets him in.
The man asks the owner “Does the dog have a pedigree ?”.
The owner replies “Ask him”.
“Ask him. Don’t be ridiculous”.
“Ask him. He’s in the kitchen”.
The man enters the kitchen, and sure enough there is the dog, a very handsome golden labrador.
Feeling a bit silly the man asks the the dog “Do have a pedigree ?”
To his astonishment, the dog replies.”Yes I have a pedigree I’m KC registered, both my mother and father have won best of breed at Crufts”. He continues “I worked for Customs & Excise at Heathrow airport, and I’ve been in several films and TV ads”.
Amazed the man says to the owner “What a great dog, he talks and he’s been a top sniffer dog, I don’t understand – why you want to give away such a brilliant dog ?”
The owner replies “I’m sick of his fuckin” lies”.
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