Happy Christmas to all. As we all know on 25th December Christianity commemorate the birth of Jesus. Our team has collected a huge collection of Christmas Jokes for our valuable users to keep them smiling on this great occassion, You can use these Jokes as Christmas SMS also to wish your loved once via text messages. Enjoy your stay here and have fun!
Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
moneyAfter drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of $100.
The client gave the lawyer a $100 bill.
After the client left, the lawyer saw that the client had in fact paid $200, as two of the client’s $100 bills had stuck together.
Looking at the $100 overpayment, an ethical question arose in the lawyer’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.
The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.
The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned.
The third guy swam 99 miles, and said,’I'm tired. I think I’ll swim back.’
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
This boy was in Virgina. He wrote his dad:
No Mun
No Fun
Your Son
His Dad Got The Note And Wrote Him Back:
Too Bad
So Sad
Your Dad
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
… Because he felt crummy.
“Darling,“ whispered a frail little husband from his chair.
“I‘m very sick, would you please call me a vet?“
“A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?“
asked his wife.
The husband replied, “Because I work like a horse, live like
a dog, and have to sleep with a cow.“
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Why did The Hedhog cross The Road
To see His Flat Mateee HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.