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Why are Mexicans so damn short?

They all live in basement apartments.

Why are Mexicans so short?

They all live in basement apartments.

• A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.

“WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HORSE?” he yelled with his booming voice. No one answered.

“ALRIGHT, I’M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BEER, AND IF MY HOSRSE AIN’T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I’M GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON’T LIKE HAVIN’ TO DO WHAT I DONE BACK IN MEXICO!”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled-up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say, pardner, before you go… what happened in Mexico?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

Why Do Mexicans Have Low-riders?

To Pick Up The Strawberries!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?

I don‘t know but it could pick lettuce good.

You Know You Are a Mexican When…

You share the same social security number with all your amigos.

You smell like BO all the time.

You don’t know what BO is.

How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

A: They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Once a hen belonging to Pakistani living on border laid an egg in Indian region.

The Indian quickly came and took it up. Pakistani came and claimed it. Indian said it was in his region so it belonged to him.

Then Pakistani said to him “See, instead of fighting we will do one thing. We will kick in each other‘s stomach one by one. One who doesn‘t yell in pain at all will get the egg“.

Indian agreed. Pakistani took first turn and ran from distance and kicked very hardly in Indian‘s stomach.

“Ummmmm“ Indian controlled his yell and said “Ok now it‘s my turn…“

Pakistani said “Forget man, Why to fight for a simple egg. You take it as a gift from me!“

The hospital’s consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire.

‘The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is terrible. Fizzy drinks attack your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with msg. Vegetables can be disastrous because of fertilisers and pesticides and none of us realises the long-term damage being done by the rotten bacteria in our drinking water. However, there is one food that is incredibly dangerous and we all have, or will, eat it at some time in our lives.

Now, is anyone here able to tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’

A 65-year-old nursing sister sitting in the front row stood up and said, ‘Wedding cake.’

‘I’m in a terrible fix,’ moaned Raymond. ‘I’m in love with two girls and I don’t know which to marry.’

‘No problem,’ said Sean to the Englishman. ‘I know you’re not a Catholic but I think the church could help you. Call in tomorrow morning, kneel down and try a sincere prayer to God – that should do the trick.’

Next morning Sean arrived to find Raymond with a beaming smile.

‘It worked. It’s a miracle,’ Raymond enthused. ‘I walked in, knelt down and there it was written in red across the altar cloth: AVE MARIA!’