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Before his infamous haircut on the tarmac, Clinton asked his stylist

Christophe, “How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how

good will this look?”

Christophe replied just ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous. An

hour and fifteen minutes later, Clinton looked into the mirror in

horror and Christophe handed him a bill for $200.

Clinton gasped, “You took too long, it doesn’t look that great, and it

is costing me ten times more than you said!”

Christophe replied, “That makes us even.”