Lie Detector

An Englishman, an American and Santa are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says: “I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer“.

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

“Ok“, he says, “10 bottles“.

And the machine is silent.

The American says: “I think I can eat 15 hamburgers“.

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

“Allright, 8 hamburgers“.

And the machine is silent.

The Santa says: “I think…“,

BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

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