New car radio
A guy got a new car radio so he only had to say the type of music and it would come on. So one day, he decided to try it out. He said “Jazz” and jazz came on.
Then after a while, he got sick of that and said “Hip-Hop” and Hip-Hop came on.
He went to the shops and saw 3 kids kicking the shit out of a phone box. He said angrily, “Fucking kids!” and Michael Jackson came on.