Red man
There was a man who was obsessed with the colour red
One day he decided to paint himself red so he did and he also painted his house red
One day he was taking a shower and the blind man from across the road knocked on his door
So the red man put his towel on and went downstairs to answer it
The blind man said “it’s a miracle, i’ve got my sight back.”
As he said that the red mans towel dropped. The blind man was so shocked he ran across the road and got hit by a bus.
So the morale of the story is don’t cross the road while the red man is flashing