To My Loving Wife

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend

to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs,

they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was

decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his

wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the

husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop

and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he

accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail

without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. He

was a minister of many years who had been ‘called home to glory’

following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting

messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message,

she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow’s son rushed into the

room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which

read:

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I’ve Arrived!
I’ve just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been

prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you

then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)

Shelly

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